I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
First thing she said after sex was.. are you baptised by chance?
I just spent the last 30 minutes shaving my asshole.
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
How do you clean human pee out of a carpet
Inconspicuously
How do you explain to your mom that you let your friend stab you in the leg while drunk and high on coke?
While I was giving him head he told me he had to go door to door the next day and "spread the word of Jesus Christ" I felt like a Disney villain out to steal his virtue.
Randomize
