He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
I just heard a teenager say to his friend "dats my baby! i was hittin her up on myspace like gurllll. she got me steamin". must have missed the memo its 2005 and we still use myspace.
im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
I swallowed your vile semen and you don't know what color my fucking eyes are!?
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Fact: The drinking you do in college doesn't affect your liver in real life.
And the cops told us we were all naked.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
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Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
I'm sorry, but the bed has won this battle. I got up, changed my shirt, combed my hair, put on some deodorant, and then looked at my bed and got back in
My parents are coming to visit the 28th. How bad is it that I put a reminder in my phone to "hide sex toys"?
I woke up with eight different shoes in my bed what the hell happened last night
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