And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
so i think im going to actually use my calories on food today instead of beer.
Immaculate conception is definitely the most boring way to conceive a child.
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
I think I'm just going to up-end a bottle of wine and look through pictures of what my life used to be.
I want to get so drunk, you will need subtitles to understand me. Rough week.
I've injured myself in such a way that i am only capable of making love standing up now
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
Randomize
