I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
Even though we had just had to physically take her off of someones lawn she was peeing on when they came outside, she still insisted on walking unassisted the rest of the way home. It was dignity meets shit show.
Only he would come to a strip club and talk about an internship with Walt Disney during a lap dance.
I woke up in my living room, on the floor, wearing nothing but a fur coat?
I reek of latex and grilled onions.
Mission accomplished.
He said I kept trying to give him directions back to my house in Rhode Island, and that I started crying when he told me I live in Phoenix.
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
dude it was our first time and her hair caught on fire from the candles on the nightstand
There is no way that actually happened!
the smell of burnt hair covered up the sweaty sex smell.
ok first of all what the fuck
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