wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
He was taking the caps off the vodka bottles and throwing them out the window so we'd have to finish them. Engineers have the best logic.
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
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Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
if drunk means calling me and asking to borrow the game of life at 2am then I think you were drunk
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
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They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
Best part about losing weight and not fitting into your pants any longer? They come off quick for chipotle emergencies.
So is it weird that I am super excited for my new captain america clit ring... Or is my crotch getting too patriotic
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
You tryed convincing the salvation army bell ringer you could do the worm and face planted into the sidewalk... I put a dollar in the can for your performance
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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