so high driving around just saw a woman in a pink shirt chillin riding a horse
so high at work that a 35 year old with his kids handed me visine and winked at me. you win with the horse though
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
Holy jesus god. My teeth taste like street.
apparently smacking a customer in the face with his iPhone was not part of the WOW factor we learned in training...
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Dude...I'm drunk from Wednesday stilll.
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
Man, only now that I'm single is it painfully obvious that I have zero booty calls in waiting. This could be a cold winter
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
Haha you were definitely messed up. Let me know if you need anything
Could really use a time machine and a higher self esteem, in that order
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Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
I think I fucked up my elbow when I tried to fight off the paramedics.
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
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