I'd wear matching sweaters with you
Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
You kept telling me to "raw dog" your take home breathalyzer without the mouthpiece
Vodka is such a love hate relationship.
Truer words have never been spoken.
Come scavenge bits of tuna out of my chest hair
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
I've never seen so many strippers at a funeral...
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
Very mixed signals tonight. He gave me the best handjob while gloating about the Superbowl to his dad on the phone. When he was done he left me on the sofa alone for ten minutes before returning with wet wipes beer and nachos.
Randomize
