Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
She thought someone was breaking in but when I said it was me she got even angrier and threw a coffee mug at my head.
Some dude gave me a questioning look as I came out of the women's toilet. I just responded 'blowjob' and he understood, then shook my hand.
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
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I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
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Yesterday you said I was the best.
No. I said you DID your best. There's a huge difference.
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
Should I be concerned that the new guy I'm seeing just referred to my stealing a sailboat in college while drunk as "wholesome"?
I fell into the fireplace. That is a pretty good sign to stop drinking fireball
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
Like honey no, I’m getting groceries while pretending that having sexy talk with you is turning me on
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