NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
Have you ever straight up just taken a bite out of a block of cheese? Because it's amazing.
They're calling for 20 inches of snow but I'll have a dirtbike for emergency trips to the liquor store. Even if I crash it won't hurt.
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
Who invented hangovers? And why did I make out with him and eat an entire can of chilli mixed with hot fries while screaming "YOU ONLY GRADUATE ONCE" last night?
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
There just aren't enough words in the English language to convey my deep and abiding love of your cock. So I am beefing up on my Portuguese.
My wife ladies and gentlemen! Love ya babe.
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
Not to make this awkward, but if we ever have sex (perhaps drunkenly), all i'm gonna be able to think about is how sexy our kids would be.
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