yo i stole a wine glass from the ritz but i spilled wine on my hundo dolla shirt
I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
The worst thing about having to live at your parents again is the struggle to make up more excuses to cover up the booty calls.
So the vodka/tequila mix went down fine but the burp made me cry
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