I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
I can't wait to get home and drunk cuddle your dog
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
I'm actually pretty sure the amount of alcohol I drank last night erased memories from other times in my life.
Oh my god.. Saw a commercial for Captain Morgan. Made me gag a little bit.
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
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