Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
I woke up and there was 3 different size condom wrappers on the floor. What is this goldie locks and the 3 condoms???
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
How the fuck does a person bruise an armpit? I swear to god, I get the lamest drunk injuries.
He told me I was "too flexible." Excuse me?
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
but if we have a President Trump come Tuesday, I might throw myself off the Walt Whitman Bridge so Thursday might not work for me after all.
Hurricane Harvey ruined my dick appt. WTF?!
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
im about to bake her parents a "thank you for making such beautiful babies, ive had sex with all 5 of them" cake
I need to bang the neighbor boy. He’s given three women screaming orgasms this week alone.
Also, my apartment walls are too thin
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