Molly wanted me to tell you, "she hasnt shit on the floor in a while" like she thinks its an accomplishment.
so i am drinking whiskey and watching home alone 2 by myself. it turns out moving to a foreign country isn't all that different after all.
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
The iPad is going to make my porn collection SO much more glossier... thanks steve jobs.
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
she "accidentally" hit me with her car, its almost as if she know im fucking her boyfriend.
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
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