she makes me feel like im THAT guy in the taylor swift song
Draw a picture of yourself puking and peeing on her and give it to her with a note that sys this could be your future if you be my friend
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
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after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
If I banged a coworker last night but didn't enjoy it can I put it down on my timesheet?
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
I know it's not technically the "Mile High Club" but we def need a name for the airport bathroom. Cuz that just happened.
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But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
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