Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
Do you need to be saved?
No I think I'm God
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
It's mornings like this that make me happy to have a clean pair of underwear in my purse.
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
After you threw up you would repeatedly say "napkin" like a siren until somebody got you a fucking napkin.
And my parents said I crawled through the house
Not entirely sure how I got drunk off 2 mimosas but here I am
I stole the butter cup cuz i brought home my rolls and chicken and didnt want the butter everywhere. I miss your body because its amazing.
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
look, bitch. one day when everyone i care about deserts me for my severe moral depravity, you're going to be the only one i have.
i can't wait.
i looked at my texts in the morning and saw that i had a full conversation with myself via text thinking it was someone else. i rejected myself
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