your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
Im so tired of dysfunctional exs fucking up my relationships with future dysfunctional exs
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
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It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
fuck you I'm eating salad I can't be drunk.
Best case scenario you died and I melt into poo
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
They don't have a Valentines Day card for the married guy I'm sleeping with. It can't use the words, love, soulmate, you're the only one for me...and obviously it can't be anything related to spending the day together because that's not happening.
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I just woke up and there was a condom wrapper stuck in my hair. This is my life.
Didn't you sleepover at your grandparents?
If I die at work, I want you to have my mustache collection
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
Nothin much, just sipping warm franzia from a plastic valentines wine glass while wrapped in my Mexican blanket listening to sappy country songs and mourning my lack of a love life. Hbu?
They don't really make a "hey I'm fucking your ex wife" card do they ?
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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