benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
So you completely disappeared from my memory last night at about my 15th Jager bomb. But only you. No one else.
The squirrels were at the front door. Dude I swear..
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
I’m going to hump him until his teeth hurt and then I’m going to have my way with him
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