Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
...there is blood under my fingernails.
...I hope my roomates are okay.
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
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I think the fact that my first kiss is now in a porno says a lot about why my life is the way it is
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
I'm trying not to drink. I may fall down if I move. This is bad. I had everclear before the bar. Oh no. Oh no. Breathe. Breathe. Breathe.
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
Learn from me. Do not smoke cigs and fold laundry in your room. The cigarette will fall into the dresser without you noticing and your shirts will be on fire. Wanna go shopping tomorrow? I need some new shirts.
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Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
If the fate of the world hinged on some chubby girl getting laid, the president would dispatch me with a fifth of Jameson immediately and then rest easy.
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
I need to stop adding people I want to bone on LinkedIn.
..... starting now
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
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