Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
Do you like marathons because that's how long I plan on fucking you.
i'm going to be one of those im-wearing-a-shirt-as-a-dress girls today. dont make fun of me, i need laid
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
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it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
Vodka and Eggs at 9:30AM = thank you, America.
I HAVE stop dating guys for their prescriptions, you have no idea how awkward family dinner was. Thank god for his xanax.
LSHMSFOAIDMT = laughing so hard my sombrero falls off and I drop my taco.
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
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I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
So the door man at the local dispensary started giving me motivational talks about my beard...
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
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