I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
You tried telling the RA that girl you brought home was your mom...
It's what America was founded on: former hookups referring you for a job four years later.
I'm mentally preparing my vagina for this semester. It's fucking welcome week. I'm going to be talking to her all night.
For the first time ever I'll be using my lunch break to pass out cold on my desk. We've gotta stop having these late night drinking things on Sundays
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
Yes. We drank 3/4 of a handle of vodka, fried and ate a 3lb package of bacon, I tackled the neighbors snowman, made snow angels in our underwear, and then fucked all night. Christmas success.
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
I know you're aving fun across the room but I can clearly see you getting a handy. It's not as "low key" as she promised. Also, why are you texting while she's doing it?!
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
If you need me I'll be getting drunk in a chewbacca onsie like a real adult.
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
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