So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Who wears a wallet chain?!
Five things that make you perfect. Go.
The skin of a dead hooker. The blood of the innocent. The soul of a kitten. The hat from cat in the hat. And sunglasses.
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
His dick looked like E.T.'s finger. It scared me.
You were directing traffic around her for 30min after she passed out in the middle of the road.
You really are best friends.
No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
Some old truck driver just made me smell his beard I hope tonight turns out better
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
Everyone here knows me as 'that chick who will most likely steal your girlfriend'. My 99% success rate tells me this name is acceptable.
You left your hot dogs in my dresser again
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