i left the bar a little after you and ended up flipping my car in the arbys drive thru
that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
he looked like jesus. just the kind of jesus i would have sex with.
I feel a whole lot better than i did this morning at 3 when one of my roommates discovered me slightly aware of my surroundings and naked in the bath tub with the shower on
maby next time we don't finish the whole box wine just because it tastes like shit
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
We found him flat on his back, sobbing, 'fuck you stars' at the sky. No more everclear for Derek.
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
I woke up this morning cradling my vibrator like it was a baby
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
You told me that you would let her eat cake off of your ass, then fell asleep on the floor
tell me about the fingering
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