If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
I vomited in the sink and my bra was in there...I don't even have words to describe this hangover confusion
Last night he tried to put me in their garbage can and then sprayed me with a fire extinguisher in their kitchen...that house is always interesting
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
As I was driving her home she congratulated each and every deer we saw for making it through the first day of dear season.
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
Good news, I found your other leg warmer. Bad news, I don't know if the pile of puke I found it in was yours.
Dude. I only took a 20 out the ATM last night. How do I have 83 ones?
You stole from the strippers again. I wish I was ninja like you
Youre attempt to ruin my night by putting Date Rape by Sublime on my sex playlist failed. She was into it.
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
You're gonna be proud in the future that you fucked the next bill gates
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