I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
i just funneled a beer through a mask n snorkel.. can you check that off my bucket list..
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
I just feel like I should give it a rest. I'm too old to be drinking bottles of grey goose and falling into koi ponds.
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
I just handed a girl a slice of pizza and she handed me her number. Is this how Vegas hookups normally begin?
I think i'm the first person to get kicked out of a club while completely sober. Come outside please!!
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
There are far too many naked dudes in your apartment, and they aren't even watching porn. I mean seriously, they've got the Lion King on.
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
stupid neighbors doing stupid yard work with their stupid kids when i want to do drugs in the backyard
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