Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
When I told my mom I was having a rough time, she responded with "pop a xanax, take a nap, and when you wake up all will be right with the world." My mom is finally starting to shape up.
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
You showed the cops outside of the bar your boobs and then decided to go apologize to them. They admitted that the reason they hung out there was because of girls like you.
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You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
You dislocated his arm and then bought him two shots to numb the pain while you pushed it back in
im destined to be single forever. i hope its okay if your kids come and hang out with my cats.
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
An outback commercial just played and I remembered that guy from Australia Imade out with at the Derby. Great Bachelorette Party, btw.
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I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
I'm gonna make some noodles and go to bed. Hopefully I don't fall into the stove or something.
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
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