Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
I am sitting on the floor by my oven watching my cookie dough blossom. This is a whole new level of fat
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
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There's a 24 hour period after giving head where you can't eat penis shaped food without me laughing at you
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
the evidence from last night is not good...
what evidence?
my underwear is on inside out, and there are french fries in my hair...
Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
I'm going to have to include Angry Orchard in my thesis acknowledgements
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I just blew thrown up hashbrowns out my nose. That's the level of this hangover.
I wish so many great beards were not attached to even greater jerks. All that face sitting potential wasted. Some of the greatest tragedies of this century.
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
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