So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
No I am not eating basil off your cock
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
I'm sorry I kept calling you a pussy... but to be fair, you were being a pussy.
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
he just gave me a love letter in polish. he thinks i speak polish. I DONT SPEAK POLISH
She said we "made love." I had to explain to her that when both parties agree that the first time time they have sex both people agree to video tape the whole thing its not "making love" but more like random good time fun sex.
Don't drink and shop. I went for happy hour and came home with a fog machine. I now have no other choice but to scare the shit out of my neighbors with it.
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
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