Yeah no shit. My mom is giving me winecoolers as we watch a show abt alcoholics
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
I shit myself. Legit. And I burnt my tongue. Unrelated incidents, but related in the sense of general discomfort.
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
Importance
I told him I was on my period but he says "I'm a doctor, you think I can't handle blood?" And just went for it. Jackpot
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
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