I'm sitting in the drive through at Mcdonalds right now watching the workers pressure wash the vomit I left from last night.
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
Fuckbuddy couldn't meet, so she's trying to find a substitute to come fuck me. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
I just texted him from the other room to come have sex with me-stress relieved
You are such a millennial
i just woke up from a 4 hour nap, still drunk, to make mac n cheese.
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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