I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
I didn't know it was possible to throw up mid-sneeze.
My roommate was eating ketchup out of a bowl. Get me the hell out of here.
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I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
He kept coming back from the bar with hotter girls and just left with two...I feel like I just witnessed something amaZing. Like meeting Jesus and finding out he has no morals either
If the blood belongs to whoever dumped glitter all over my couch than the motherfucker got what was coming to them. If not, I hope they're ok.
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Oh and I guess I added our cab driver on Facebook. He has "liked" every single one of my beach pictures. Kill me now.
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
i looked down and was like "oh shit thats blood" then it was like "shit, thats not my blood." then it was like whos blood is this??
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
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