Im partying with a unicorn. You don't even know.
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
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Just mixed Baileys and yoohoo. I feel like an alchoholic 2nd grader.
How did I end up in the pool?!
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We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
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Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
I think I swiped left on my soulmate
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
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