Was i wearing a white blazer when you superpoke danced me??
Tell me I did not drive one hour for whiskey dick.
i soberly give you permission to do that to me when im drunk
Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
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winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
i just had to wipe vomit off my fone to text you. yeah that hungover.
You had already cockblocked me. The cops were just an assist.
My brother is wearing glitter eyeshadow and split leg skinny jeans
You've been usurped as King of the Gays
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
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this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
Turns out the average person our age has never run from the cops. Life: we're doing it right.
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
Nothing like snapchatring dick pics to a\nMarried woman while your girlfriend destroys Taco Bell in the next room. Almost caught, worth it. Got boobs back
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
Stand and applaud for me. I have successfully masturbated in a Walmart changing room with the door wide open during normal business hours. I lead a very Charmed Life.
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