And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
Im on the side of I-10 covered in sweat, cookie dough, hollandaise sauce, onion gravy, and ground beef wondering how my life I ended up here
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
$645 later, she's throwing up in my washroom and asking for a cab. Hooker are soooo much cheaper.
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
You wear a dinosaur suit one time and everyone thinks you're a furry. Fucking hell, man.
nothing like waking up to a voice mail saying your std test came back negative
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
you came home and ate 12 bananas. you really didnt think mom would know you were high?
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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