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(613): View more from Ontario

You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..

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(248): View more from Michigan

I know ur sleeping, sorry for waking you but i just saw a girl with mittens on using her nose to control her ipod touch

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(716): View more from New York

a drug dealer just gave me his business card. it had his face on it drinking a 40oz

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(909): View more from California

is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?

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(413): View more from Massachusetts

your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

Last night she showed me how to clean my bowl and now she's drunk making peanut butter filled cookies. Best. Roommate. Ever.

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(908): View more from New Jersey

You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over

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(415): View more from California

My mom wants to name our new dog the same name as my fuck buddy. This will be weird

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(678): View more from Georgia

The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus

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