i have a new swear word: supercalifuckaliciousexpialadamnit
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
Immaculate conception is definitely the most boring way to conceive a child.
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terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
No, you always delete them without reading. Enjoy the virtue of morning innocence. What are you doing today.
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
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Take your time. I'm mowing the lawn. In the dark. Drunk.
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
Tbh the only thing I was fully concerned about from the dream was what type of fucked up parallel universe doesn't have Coca-Cola
Dude I asked him to get me beef jerky at 4 am and he actually walked to CVS to get it. CVS closes at 12 but it was the perfect opp to dip out
I woke up this morning to find myself laying in a beer puddle with "I'm sorry" written on the shaft of my dick and Nicole was nowhere to be found. Gotta love her
I’m not spending 14 dollars on a margarita unless it’s rimmed with cocaine... actually do you have a blender?
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