i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
just wokeup with my ethics textbook on my chest, animal crakers in my mouth and my dick in my hand. even aristotle doesn't have a theory for this one
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
I know everyone screamed lady cop instead of cops. I wanted to apologize to her for our chauvinism
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I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
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That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
I'm the one on the patio wearing underwear. Holding a pipe. Pigtail and glasses. Can't miss me.
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
I invited him to my hotel room via snapchat. I'm one hell of a classy bitch
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
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