that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
you would not believe what I got pierced last night...
son, I feel like that is a phrase a father never wants to hear.
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
When I opened my laptop there was a half eaten little debbie oatmeal cream pie inside.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
Last night you found an onion ring in your fries and then you started singing "A Moment like this"
Listen, unless you want to spend your birthday in a trunk, you better invite me
I walked into my house with my pants inside out, no shoes and a limp. My mom asked me if I had fun but I passed out before I could reply...
He reached a whole new level of creepy. We were getting a coffee and he noticed the girl at Starbucks name tag looked her up on fb and friend requested her right there without ever introducing himself
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