Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
Im am drinking whisky alone in my parents basement. I think I just watched the point of no return stroll by.
woman puking in liquor store parking lot at 9:30 on a tuesday morning = best commute ever.
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
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stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
I shouldn't have to say "get your balls off my counter" on a Wednesday.
Beer vodka and pink lemonade powder mixed together. So. Many. Penises. My vagina will be calling out to them tonight. Coooooooooooooome.
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
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I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
Just to be a PITA after I die, my will leaves 1 cent to each of my FB friends. I hate my lawyer.
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
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