we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
The sound guy for the band told me id make a great valentines gift for his bisexual girlfriend
You took a bar mat shot.
After the Jell-o shots and about 6 shots of lighter fluid brand tequila, it got to the point where breathing was painful. All I could do was pray I didn't fall asleep in the front yard.
Last night I made the hotel shuttle driver take me to Walgreens for birth control, and Pringles.
They were both high priority
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
My boss walked into my office and gave me a toothbrush and tips for dealing with sex hair. She knows what’s up
Really should've known 2020 was gonna suck when the guy dressed as baby new year got arrested at our party 5 past midnight...
that's the second time my extensive knowledge of taylor swift has gotten me laid
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