She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
she told me i tasted like america
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
I feel like I should go door-to-door apologizing to America.
you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
Ok thats great. so just to recap: you fucked a billionare in his penthouse last night, and I had a glass of wine on the toilet.
Side Note: Everyone in my office is getting engaged and having baby showers. And I'm all like, fuck your joy, I just want more string cheese in my life.
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
I just wiped cum off my face with baby wipes... #momlife
How do you tell a vegan you want him to stuff you like a turkey?
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
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