i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
She's singing So Happy Together to her burrito, I want to be on her level.
Houston, we have a squirter
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
You fought the bouncer and lost, then challenged a hobo to a 40 chugging contest and lost. Sobriety is a good life choice.
She danced with a broom while telling me I was "cool as shit" and she "wishes she could take a portion of my big ass and attach it to hers" then she passed out
Dude you missed it. This guy in the liquor store knocked over a whole display of 5 hour energy with his face.
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
I guess you know it was a good night when you find your ripped underwear in your pocket, and a nerf bullet falls out of your pant leg 😂😂
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
Optimism doesn't exist before 2pm nor do any other emotions.
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
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