Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
My mom and dad are smoking a joint while lecturing me on what to bring and how to act in Europe. I'll finish this glass of wine and head over.
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don't tell me about being eco-friendly. i just threw up in the same bag i bought my liquor in. RECYCLING
I drink more single than I do in relationships. Except with assface.
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
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I found our waiter on grindr, gave him my number, and got him to send a dick pic. Still not getting laid but close enough?
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
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