i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
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It's not that drunk me is smarter; it's that sober me is secretly playing for the other team.
She was covered in mud grabbed my crotch and said see that handprint that means I called dibs
I'm now drinking beer through a straw. By order of the bartender.
the worst part was waking up this morning to his skrillex ringtone.....when was it ever okay for friends to let other friends go home WITH GUYS LIKE THAT!?
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
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Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
Did you really have to freak out and get up half way through to put the cat in the closet?
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Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
I miss painting strippers for Christmas. Holidays not the same without glitter and body paint
I'll be your substitute stripper tonight.
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