So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
Being pregnant is so damn inconvenient for my sex life.
Nothing screams don't date me louder then having your baby as your profile pic
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
this guy is so high, he just ate half of a frozen blueberry muffin and half of a frozen poppyseed muffin, then proceeded to make a "hybrid poppyberry muffin"
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
I love you like a cupcake loves an overweight child, very similar to the mannerisms of a whole cake but personal, and minus the commitment issues, plus just the right amount of icing; not to mention the convenience of mobility, and only a smidgen of the guilt😘
Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
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