I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
Hey I have to teach you how to run in heels before vegas
So I'm pretty sure I fucked the dept of homeland security guy on my kitchen table. No recollection of it, but there are signs.
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I woke up wearing nothing but 7 partially eaten candy necklaces. Only one was around my neck. Don't even try to tell me I don't need plan B.
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
Would you be offended if I asked you to smoke a blunt with me while I pooped?
the thing I didn't realize I would miss about college is that at home you can't just dismiss your sex bruises as drunk accidents
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WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
i went out at 5pm and cant remember anything until 3am...i was at the bus stop parking lot running around doing the Arrested Development chicken calls.
Apparently nick called me at 3 in the morning looking for you because you ate your keys and ran away..do I need to call an ambulance.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
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