I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
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I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
Oh and I guess I added our cab driver on Facebook. He has "liked" every single one of my beach pictures. Kill me now.
Got a 72 hour restraining order. Can we meet monday? Let me know!
He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
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Your friends are scaring the cats so I'm going to smoke weed with them to call them down.
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
I feel like a grown up and it scares me so I'm hiding out in the bathroom stall and messaging you
When I went to pick up Adam from the train station, I found him passed out, covered in gold paint and wrapped in a red blanket. someone had glued a gaudy green rhinestone to his forehead. He looked homeless.
I threw up in 4 different Starbucks across the city before 9 am.
The ass gains better be worth it
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