Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
dude, i have to cancel tonight, my neighbor just bought a goat
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
you spent the night getting lap dances from a stripper with a c-section scar then ended up at a one room casino by the airport and you say you're too good to blaze and see pirahna 3d? bullshit
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
I just picked up my chili cheese fries off the ground ate them, and then licked up the cheese that was still on the concrete. Thank you Jagerbombs
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
Getting a vibrator would be like waving the white flag of surrender in this war against my vagina and its hormone army.
I hope you have a dream of a sloth with my face touching you erotically
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
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