just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
just saw an anti-abortion rally outside of the courthouse...so naturally i tossed them out a coat hanger i found in my car
there's no food at this bar, but i'm pretty sure vodka is made of wheat so i'm basically drinking bread.
we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
I think I have vodka in my lungs
I CAN'T DO THIS MUCH FABULOUS BEFORE LUNCHTIME
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
Hey, I'm renting a storage locker for the summer to keep all my bondage shit in so my parents don't see it. You wanna split on it for your all your weed shit?
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
Last night I made out with two lesbians while dancing with another girl. I'm pretty sure it wasn't even real life.
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