I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
don't ever try to run hungover. just puked mid-run in front of an old couple that were going for a walk. they were horrified.
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
The only way I made it through work was reminding myself how many margaritas per hour I was making
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this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
Pre warning. Your not gonna sleep tonight cuz I'm staying with your roommate. Thanks for breaking up with me.
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
I gave him 3 xanax and recorded the ball drop. He's gonna think tonight is New Years.
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He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
On a scale of zero to "unmitigated disaster," how drunk is he?
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
Just told my dad about my heroic mailbox showdown. He looked at me strange. I think he thinks I'm high.
You are high.
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
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