dude can i febreze my hair or is that slutty?
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
I wish i could put a picture of my ass of my resume...that seems to be the only way i will ever get hired
Arguably, the best part was cockblocking those squirrels.
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I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
I'm gonna have to get you a special blowjob bib -- like a lobster bib -- but instead of a picture of a little red lobster, it will have a picture of a penis, with 3 big squirts coming out.
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
Until you can top getting paid to have women tell you to check out their ass, my job will remain better than yours
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He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
I think I'm gonna cut my hair just so I stop waking up with semen in it
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
Turns out your granddad is cooler than you. We're taking him on our New year's eve pub crawl instead. Sorry.
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