Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
Right when he gets off the plane they're going straight to a party where you're only allowed in with a bottle of whisky and they are given bullet proof vests.
Blacked out, Had to be carried out of the bar again by two large black bouncers. Asked them to be my "boo thangz" Again.
The last thing I remember is teaching our waffle house waitress to do the stanky leg and promising the grill cook we would come see him at his other job.
I just put bacon on a thin mint and enjoyed the shit out of it. I better not be fucking pregnant.
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
I'm gonna have to shit in a bar again tonight
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
It's scary that my vibrator is a dangerous weapon. I want a new one.
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
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