my head looks like a cockatoo
mine looks like a lions mane...looks like the entire zoo is going to prom
We're watching an ocean show on Discovery Channel and drinking every time they say "dolphins." PS. Seals kill birds. Tell all your friends.
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
No subtext here. People are naked.
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
She asked if I wanted to "Mormon Motorboat" her, which I guess is just motor-boating her through her cloths. Turns out I did.
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