My sheets look like a crime scene.
I will make out with the first guy who tries to pick me up with a lyric from a rap song. I won't even reply, just be on him like whoa.
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
I was high enough to think that mac-n-cheese w/ ketchup, tortilla chips w/ ketchup, and milk was a fancy dinner
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
i feel we're the only people who'd use nyquil sexually
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
I'm high. Everything has a 45° angle. That is as far as my eyes open
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
i think we sleep fucked last night...
I'm gunna wear a purple dress, so if you see someone looking confused and lost wearing purple it's probably me
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