yo i have your phone
... oh so you probably won't get this message
are u sure the monkey wasnt drunk too
Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
Let me make this really simple. We woke up this morning and fucked three times. When I got up and took a shower she cleaned up the mess from last night and did the dishes. Then we went out and she bought me brunch. I don't give a FUCK how much you don't like her.
He came into the hospital yelling "HEY EVERYBODY! REMEMBER ME?"
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
He's a Shit stain on my heart
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
What am I even going to do with 20 more jello shots? And don't say give them to the cat
She couldn't understand why my walking in on her 70 year old parents ruined any chance of a boner for at least an hour. I think she's too slow for me to fornicate with.
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
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