i would punch a child for taco bell
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
if i were reduced to my simplest elements, i would be jizz and glitter.
you wouldn't stop saying "oil can" in the tin man voice until I gave you back your flask
You told me that you only walk into walls because it makes the room stop spinning.
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
They had their heads out of the car singing the wrong words to the national anthem as we drove through traffic of people leaving the fireworks. AMURICA
It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
Its not often you get to say, "The security guard at my job is my new drug dealer," but as of last night, I get to say it.
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
no no no no you can't just say your dirtiest secret is "i sat on goldfish by accident once" and just leave i have QUESTIONS
AT LEAST TELL ME IF THE GOLDFISH WAS STILL IN A BOWL??????????????
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