Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
he just asked if i would like him to change his diet so his jizz tastes better. keeper? i think so.
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
i looked at my phone and realized all i had said to her the entire night was misspelled variations of "NOTHING IS THE SAME" over and over. she eventually stopped replying.
I feel like butter and tequila would be excellent combination. Right now. Please do this in my name.
I woke up with her dog licking the wedding cake out of my ear and her sister finishing our Jaeger
Tom is laying in a bathtub filled with ice pretending to be a polar bear.
There was a reason God said "Let there be titties" on the Fifth Day.
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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