Ikea night.
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I'm drunk. And at a vegan cafe. You would hate it. Don't tell my hipster friend but I kinda hate it too.
...there is blood under my fingernails.
...I hope my roomates are okay.
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
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it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
Just want you to know I am def drunk enough to burn down your house. Don't worry I checked the stove like 6 times. I love grilled cheese
Hey you remember last Super Bowl when I sent you a pic of my testicles? Memories...
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
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You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
She drunkenly dropped her ranch for her pizza. She tried to clean it up with her hands off the street then realized it didn't work and started licking her fingers.
I feel like it is our duty to make homophobic people more afraid of us. They're never going to change, but maybe we can get to a "wrath of god" kind of worship-him-or-he'll-destroy-you-with-his-care-bear-stare type thing.
Dude, you need to come and get her. She's sitting on the bathroom floor making hearts with her menstrual blood. And remind me never to let her do jello shots again
It is NEVER not funny to me when I am sitting at a table and I've touched the dicks of every single person I'm sitting with.
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